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Answer Quest Scratch Off Card
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Answer Quest Scratch Off Card

BUSY FINGERS INCREASE RESPONSE RATES --YOUR PROSPECTS WILL BE POWERLESS TO RESIST SCRATCHING TO SEE WHAT THEY’VE WON.

Everybody wants it, but nobody will admit it. EVERYBODY wants to win a FREE prize. This magic hardworking card motivates people to respond. Scratch the prize area to see what you have won.

 

 
Aspirin
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Aspirin

ONE OF THE MOST INEXPENSIVE AND EFFECTIVE MAILINGS AVAILABLE!

Direct mail is all about selling through emotion. The most popular emotional hot button is reducing headaches, anxiety and worry. Send a packet of generic aspirin to your prospects and let them know that you can provide the cure to their headaches!

 

 
Aspirin in Airmail Envelope
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Aspirin in Airmail Envelope

THE EXTRA THIN ENVELOPE ACCENTUATES THE CURIOUSLY LUMPY FACTOR

When prospects receive a hand addressed ‘par avion’ super thin envelope with a big fat lump inside, their curiosity is piqued. Then once they start reading the letter while holding the aspirin pack they just start nodding their head in agreement.

 

 
Secret Message "Expand-a-Sponge"
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Secret Message "Expand-a-Sponge"
THIS IS HOW P.T. BARNUM GOT RICH. USE HIS TECHNIQUE OF IRRESISTIBLE CURIOSITY TO MOTIVATE PEOPLE TO OPEN UP THEIR WALLETS FOR YOU.

This mailer uses the power of intrigue and ‘busy fingers’ to get prospects involved with your offer.

 

 
Shredded Money
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Shredded Money

SHOW THEM THE MONEY TO TICKLE AND TEASE THEIR CURIOSITY.

Money, Money, Money! Tantalize your prospects by including real shredded money. It gets their attention and entices them to read your letter…which is half the battle. Best of all this money is "cheap."

 

 
TUIT Jar Gripper
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TUIT Jar Gripper
MOVES YOUR PROSPECT FROM ‘THINKING IT OVER’ TO MUST ACT

Procrastination is the kiss of death in direct marketing. Motivate your prospect to take action NOW by mailing this 5" jar gripper telling them it's "Time to get a-round TUIT!"
 

 
TUIT Wooden Token
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TUIT Wooden Token

A VERY INEXPENSIVE WAY TO DRIVE TRAFFIC AND INCREASE RESPONSE.

This simple, affordable wooden token has increased response rates by 20%!

 

 
Ultra Thin Flat Pen

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Ultra Thin Flat Pen

THE HALLMARK OF LUMPY MAIL

This pen was designed to go through the mail without adding significant cost. Here’s why it works so well: Most people are stressed all the time. Anything you can do to make it easier for them to respond increases your response rates. Putting the pen conveniently in hand invites the prospect to fill out the enclosed forms.

 

 
Web Message Unscrambler

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Web Message Unscrambler

THE #1 WAY TO DRIVE TRAFFIC TO YOUR WEBSITE—RESPONSE RATES AS HIGH AS 60%!

Want to draw people to your site like mad? Send your prospects an Unscramble in the mail and they’ll be tripping over themselves to get to your site. The Unscramble reveals a secret code we help you place on your website. Prospects come to your site to discover the message and see if they’ve won a prize.

 

 
4 Hit "Wing & a Prayer" Mailer
wingandprayer
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Wallet Mailer
Wallet Letter Template Stationary
$500 vacation buckslip template
Cupid in 6 x 9 Express Envelopes
Aspirin in Air Mail Envelope
Worry Dolls in inner office envelope
$500 Grocery Card


 

 
Worry Doll in Inter Office Envelope
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Worry Doll in Inter Office Envelope

WHAT’S THAT PEEPING THROUGH THE HOLES??

Sales in a slump? No worries! This envelope is something that they’ve NEVER seen before. It looks like it came right out of your office mailroom.

 

 
Worry Dolls
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Worry Dolls

MAKE YOUR MAILING IRRESISTIBLE TO OPEN AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGET.

This colorful woven sack contains six tiny handmade dolls that your prospects will want to handle and play with. In direct marketing, ‘busy fingers’ make for higher response rates. Your competition won’t have a chance!