Clearance Blowout
We are up to our eyeballs in inventory and have big orders coming through that we must make room for. That means we're slashing prices throughout the Lumpy Mail warehouse!

Jon Goldman CEO, slashes prices to free up space
WARNING—These Lumpy Mail bargains are available on a first come-first served basis only while supplies last.
Note: The quantities posted may or may not reflect actual inventory because it changes so frequently. Call for updated information. Prices do not include shipping. Maryland residents add 5% tax.
9 x 12 Urgent Delivery Priority Envelopes
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9 x 12 Combo Package-
Envelope + Priority Matching Yellow or Red Letterhead
One low blowout price of just 45¢ for the combo!
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Priority Express "Check in the Mail"
Jump to the head of the pack with this urgent, official-looking “Check in the Mail” package. For extra ‘lumpy power,’ add 2 pennies to the check to just about guarantee it will get opened! Inside is a “Next Day Priority EXPRESS” letter with a check-like pattern on the bottom (8 1/2 x14 total). A double digit response generator for real estate investors, loan officers and any business that can offer prospects a return on investment if they invest with you.
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